Here is my most recent "guy on the beach" thingy. I am beginning to feel like Tuke, but with men - not boys.
What do you think? Am I getting any better?
Who the hell am I talking to...
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My two favorite things came from the same family, the first was a sign which said MARRY THEM ALL AND LET GOD DECIDE! Which is a particularly pointed and witty rephrasing of the infamous answer to the question the first crusaders received about how to proceed with war on a population where you couldn't tell who the heretics were and who the good were. The head of the crusade said - KILL THEM ALL AND LET GOD DECIDE.! Oh my!
The second was the above woman's husband, who was handing out buttons that said GOD HATES SHRIMP. Another witty about the fact that the same biblical source the right uses to condemn homosexuality also condemns the eating of shell-fish - proscribing the same penalty: DEATH. So... if God hates fags and , he hates lobsters and shrimp - JUST AS MUCH. Enjoy that next shrimp fra diavolo you order!
The only thing about these two wonderful slogans that was kind of sad for me, was that the vast majority of didn't understand them.